Rail Report: July. 04, 2008
Volume #3/Issue #20
Ellis Park Report: Brutal! A guy gets ready to go to the track to blow
some steam off just like he has done since 1925, and the doors are shut!
Jones Report: No reports yet if he has called to inquire about our
security service for this site…we have many disgruntled fans, but not
any employees yet!
Curlin Report: Mistrial? The best horse is awhile, and his trainer gets
nailed for a bad test and the minority owners can’t even get out of a trial!
Lord of Eagles Report: The unofficial lovedagoat.com horse runs today at the downs…0-for-34 maiden is due one of these days!
Big Brown Report: No reports yet if a match race has been proposed versus Rick’s Natural Star…
Sonic Report: Um, we knew they would leave…and don’t worry, the NBA won’t even move here unless we have an arena that can house a team!
Sonic Report II: We got sold out for $45 million! And, a cup of coffee!
Irish Derby Report: O, O, O’ Brien! No reports yet if the jocks were on the payroll!
Mariners Report: At this pace, Sexson might hit .200…
Cali Fair Report: Wildfires…gas prices…beer prices…no wonder we can’t make the races!
Tacoma Handicap Report: No reports yet if the horse who was on the lead might have won if he hadn’t ducked in…speed plant!
Mile Report: True Metropolitan runs second…is he finally headed to the mile?
Harwood Report: No reports yet if the Jeff has mellowed out after almost running over this said punter around the beer stand…
Penny Report: Yea, routing Honour the West is a good idea! Do we get a cut? Hey, nice scowl when we said that last time!
Sonic Report III: Thanks for the memories…
Racing News Report: What a bloody boring week!
Recession Report: Beer? Gas? A punt? Things are getting tougher on us railbirds! We can’t keep going on like this!
Willie Nelson Report: When is he going to go on tour and play at other tracks?!
Prairie Meadows Report: Reports have it that REO Speedwagon and the Little River Band are going to play there…no reports yet if Styx is up next!
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